What MSM sent to TONY

This is the original batch of entries i/we sent to Time Out New York. What do y'all think?

[[haiku]]

Thanks for the pizza
i seem to be out of cash
do you accept ass?

your hand on my ass
my hand on your belt buckle
rubbing together

two erect nipples
rubbing all over your chest
as you moan loudly

[[one-liners]]

Is there a reason your hands aren't in my pants?

Hottest phrase ever: Shit, I'm coming again.

Hotter: Rent control

:)

Molly St. Michael got published!!

he/she/we made it into Time Out New York's Horny Issue with this gem:

“Is there a reason your hands aren’t in my pants?”
—Molly St. Michael, erotic poet